This offering is not actually a parody. The lyrics were sent in by Marcus Bales. When questioned as to what song the lyrics might fit, he replied that it was a Sonnet, and wasn’t written as a parody. But I liked the poetry so I wrote music to serve as a vehicle to turn it into a song. Generally we only do parodies, since we are called Parody Project, but an exception can be made for no reason other than we feel like it. I should mention that after I messed with it, it was neither a parody nor a sonnet. Executive Producers for Parody Project Don Caron and Jerry Pender
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LYRICS for NO SURPRISE
Written by Marcus Bales
So you don’t like forgiving student loans
Since you get nothing from it, yeah, but which
Of you expressed your sad, self-righteous moans
That you got zilch from tax cuts for the rich?
And if, on top of mean, you’re Christian, too,
Your whole religiosity begins
With Jesus paying off your sins for you
Which insults those
You passed the laws that broke the middle class
And let the selfish wealthy rape us all,
But only now you say it chaps your ass
To count the cost? You really have some gall.
Your churches say “Obey or go to Hell” —
It’s no surprise you vote that way, as well.
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