TWELVE MONTHS OF TRUMP’S MESS

TWELVE MONTHS OF TRUMP’S MESS

A parody of the popular carol “12 Days,” this is the holiday song that keeps on giving. This is the most popular holiday parody we produced by far. If you care to venture a guess at why this one is so popular, please feel free to share your perceptions in the comment box. We’re all ears over here!




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LYRICS
(Written by Don Caron)
In the First Month of Trumps Mess
he put forth a call
We’re gonna need to build a border wall

In the second month of Trump’s Mess
he shaped a safety plan
enforce a Muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

In the third month of Trump’s Mess
into corporate hands
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

In the fourth month of Trump’s Mess
he threatened with aplomb
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

In the fifth month of Trump’s Mess
time to take break
five days of golf
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

In the six month of Trump’s Mess
he gave us quite a scare
repeal Obama Care
five days of golf
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

In the seventh month of Trump’s Mess
he took a wicked stand
a transgender ban
repeal Obama Care
five days of golf
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

In the eight month of Trump’s Mess
he had a part to play
erase the EPA
a transgender ban
repeal Obama Care
five days of golf
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

In the ninth month of Trump’s Mess
he stated an ideal
not allowed to kneel
erase the EPA
a transgender ban
repeal Obama Care
five days of golf
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

In the tenth month of Trump’s Mess
he got his feelings hurt
Abolish the press
you’re not allowed to kneel
erase the EPA
a transgender ban
repeal Obama Care
five days of golf
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

The Eleventh Month of Trump’s Mess
was more than I could take
the wealthy get a break
Abolish the press
you’re not allowed to kneel
erase the EPA
a transgender ban
repeal Obama Care
five days of golf
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

In the 12th month of Trump’s Mess
in case you hadn’t heard
Christmas is a word
the wealthy get a break
abolish the press
you’re not allowed to kneel
erase the EPA
a transgender ban
repeal Obama Care
five days of golf
use a nuclear bomb
sell off public lands
enforce a muslim ban
and he still wants to build a border wall

COPYRIGHT 2017 Parody Project LLC

HISTORY OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL
(12 Days of Christmas)
“The Twelve Days of Christmas” is an English Christmas carol that was published in England in 1780. The original version was done without music and was performed as a chant.

The standard tune now associated with The 12 Days of Christmas is derived from a 1909 arrangement of a traditional folk melody by English composer Frederic Austin. He was the one who came up with the catchy little break in the middle of the verses that we recognize as “five gold rings.”

There are various historic versions of the lyrics from different countries. For example, from Scotland we have this:

The king sent his lady on the thirteenth Yule day,
Three stalks o’ merry corn,
Three maids a-merry dancing,
Three hinds a-merry hunting,
An Arabian baboon,
Three swans a-merry swimming,
Three ducks a-merry laying,
A bull that was brown,
Three goldspinks,
Three starlings,
A goose that was grey,
Three plovers,
Three partridges,
A pippin go aye;
Wha learns my carol and carries it away?

“Pippin go aye” (also spelled “papingo-aye” in later editions) is a Scots word for peacock or parrot.

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