STORMY DANIELS – a parody of Stormy

It’s been in the news and it will continue to be in the news. There’s speculation about what the final line of this parody refers to (He’ll have to pay). There are so many ways a man can end up paying for that sort of activity. I leave that up to your imagination! Denials will continue to fly about, no doubt!

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THE SOURCE MATERIAL – “STORMY” by CLASSIC IV
“Stormy” is a hit song by the Classics IV which was released on their LP “Mamas and Papas/Soul Train” in 1968. It entered Billboard Magazine October 26, 1968 peaked at #5 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart and #26 Easy Listening. The final line of the Chorus has the singer pleading to the girl: “Bring back that sunshiny day”. This single release along with the prior release of “Spooky”, and soon afterward the release of “Traces”, made great success for the band, a part of the well known songs from the ensemble.

STORMY (DANIELS)
Lyrics by Don Caron – Music by Dennis Yost, James Cobb, Buddy Buie

His wife just had a baby, then he saw you smile
He asked you to dinner that day
He showed you a magazine with himself on the front
He got in the mood that way – it was his foreplay

Oh, Stormy. Oh, Stormy. Who knew the role you’d play?

You did an interview with Intouch Magazine,
before the 130 grand bribe
they verified your story, two separate times
and that was what they transcribed, just as you described.

Oh, Stormy. Oh, Stormy. Who knew the role you’d play?

You said he got quite shy and easy to wield,
just like a puppet on a string.
So now you know exactly how Putin felt
when he experienced the same thing – both he and Jinping.

Oh, Stormy. Oh, Stormy. Who knew the role you’d play?

You said you wondered why you did it at all.
We wonder why we did it too.
You said you hoped he wouldn’t try to pay you
No danger there it’s how he screws – all of his crews.

Oh, Stormy. Oh, Stormy. Who knew the role you’d play?

The bad news is that in New York its a crime
for him to have done that with you
since he was living with his wife at the time
Which State Penal Law says he can’t do – It’s totally true

Oh, Stormy. Oh, Stormy. Who knew the role you’d play?
Oh, Stormy. Oh, Stormy. With what you did, that day?
You’ve gotten quite the dossier.
He wants what you purvey,
And now he has to pay.

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