MY “CARONA” – A Parody of My Sharona | Lyrics by Trump

Straight from the horses’ mouth, as Joe Biden might say. This Parody is comprised primarily of Trump quotes about COVID-19 with only a very small smattering of commentary slipped in for artistic or poetic purposes.

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LYRICS to MY CARONA
by Don Caron and Donad Trump

A lot of people will have this, it’s very mild.
They’ll get better rapidly in time, Corona.
Totally under control. I’m on a roll.
It’s one person coming in from China-rona.

Looks like by April, when it gets, warmer, warmer still
by miracle it goes, goes away, weather saves the day.
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
Muh-muh-muh-my Carona

Now they have it, studied it. They know much.
we are very close to a vaccine, Carona.
Do me a big favor please, speed it up.
Can’t speed it up, don’t wanna die, Carona.

This is just the flu. What to do? This is nothing new.
Just take a flu vaccine, big impact, a solid flu vaccine.
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
Muh-muh-muh-my Carona
Muh-muh-muh-my Carona

It’s a problem that a month, a month ago
no one ever thought that it could climb, Carona.
I felt it was a pandemic! Pandemic, ick!
So I stopped it at the border line, Carona.

Anyone who wants, gets a test, gonna be just fine.
They agreed to waive all co-pays when it’s treatment time.
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
Muh-muh-muh-my Carona

Obama slowed us down a lot, more than you thought,
but we fixed all that and now it’s fine, Carona.
He made it difficult to be, fast with accuracy.
Don’t you wonder why I always lie, Carona?
We pretty much shut, shut it down, close to zero now.
It’s really working out. I don’t take responsibility.
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
Muh-muh-muh-my Carona
Muh-muh-muh-my Carona

How do I rate my response? Buck stops here?
I give myself a 10 for10 this time, Carona.
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny?
Will my election be, be in time, Carona?
We pretty much shut, shut it down, close to zero now.
The states can work it out. I don’t take responsibility.

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!

Ooh My Carona
Ooh My Carona
Ooh My Carona

THE SOURCE MUSIC: My Sharona

“My Sharona” is the debut single by the Knack. The song was written by Berton Averre and Doug Fieger, and released in 1979 on their album Get the Knack. It reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart where it remained for 6 weeks, and was number one on Billboard’s 1979 Top Pop Singles year-end chart.

When Fieger was 25 years old, he met 17-year-old Sharona Alperin, who inspired a two-month-long run of songwriting, as well as becoming Fieger’s girlfriend for the next four years. Fieger recounted that “It was like getting hit in the head with a baseball bat; I fell in love with her instantly. And when that happened, it sparked something and I started writing a lot of songs feverishly in a short amount of time.” Fieger and Averre worked out the structure and melody of the song. Averre was originally averse to using Alperin’s name in the song, but Fieger wanted it to be a direct expression of his feelings; Averre ultimately relented. Fieger claimed that “My Sharona” was written in 15 minutes.

Fieger and Alperin were engaged at one point, but never married. In a 2005 interview, Fieger said that they remained “great friends”. Alperin went on to a successful career as a realtor in Los Angeles.

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