George Santos is Leaving the Town – Don Caron & David Cohen

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Lyrics by David Cohen – Performed by Don Caron. A special little tale about the final plight of former Congressman George Santos and how he made history in a very forgettable way!
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender




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LYRICS for George Santos is Leaving the Town
David Cohen

He is now gone
And that is no lie
A sorry sack sot
Who must say goodbye
George Santos is leavin’ the town

There was quite a list
And he paid the price
They soon found out
he’s corrupt, not nice
Santos’ flaws have taken him down

Congress watched while he stood lying
Like a well-dressed rattlesnake
They knew that he’d been bad not good
So, kicked him out for goodness sake

Oooh…The rules he skewed
The voters he screwed
Fancy new shoes and plenty of booze
George Santos is leavin’ the town

His crimes in plain sight
A total disgrace
Hotels, spas, a Botox new face
Santos’ flaws have taken him down

Now people on Long Island
Are happy as can be
They’re gonna have an honest chance
‘Specially those in District Three

Sooo…He didn’t watch out
Continues to lie
He’ll do a long stretch but still he’ll deny
George Santos is leavin’ the town

ABOUT THE ORIGINAL SONG
“Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town” is a Christmas song featuring Santa Claus, written by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie and first recorded by Harry Reser and His Band. When it was covered by Eddie Cantor on his radio show in November 1934 it became a hit; within 24 hours, 500,000 copies of sheet music and more than 30,000 records were sold. The version for Bluebird Records by George Hall and His Orchestra (vocal by Sonny Schuyler) was very popular in 1934 and reached the various charts of the day. The song has been recorded by over 200 artists including Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters, the Crystals, Neil Diamond, Fred Astaire, Bruce Springsteen, Frank Sinatra, Bill Evans, Chris Isaak, the Temptations, The Pointer Sisters, the Carpenters, Michael Bublé, Luis Miguel, and the Jackson 5.

The earliest known recorded version of the song was by banjoist Harry Reser and his band on October 24, 1934, featuring Tom Stacks on vocal, the version shown in the Variety charts of December 1934. The song was a sheet music hit, reaching number 1. The song was also recorded for Victor Records on September 26, 1935, by Tommy Dorsey & His Orchestra with vocals by Cliff Weston and Edythe Wright.

The song is a traditional Christmas standard and has been covered by numerous recording artists. Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters reached the Billboard charts briefly in 1947 with it.

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