Happy Happy 4th of July | Don Caron

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As this is one of the most unusual years (to describe it politely) in the history of the United States of America, this year’s Independence Day needs its own song and dance . . . well, there’s no dance but here’s the song . . . Lyrics and Music by Don Caron




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LYRICS
by Don Caron

Ex-president that was indicted, first in US history
A lengthy list of felonies with this guy that’s no mystery
Voted out but wouldn’t go He started the election lie
In the process, wouldn’t ya know He did some crimes that he’ll deny

His people now all want to talk to purchase some immunity
though at the time their words and acts spilled forth with gross impunity.
That’s where we’re at this summer day, the aftermath of The Big Lie
and all that there is left to say is Happy, Happy Fourth of July

America, America
You’ve hit some stormy weather
America, America
Please get your shit together

The Supreme Court finished up their most disgusting session
undermining civil rights and reestablishing oppressions
Crossed the line of separation, legislating from the bench
appropriating tasks of Congress, reeking of their party’s stench

“An ethics code is just not needed”“Trust us,” the Chief Justice quips
while several of the other judges take off on their luxury trips
Questioned ‘bout conflicts of interest they say “Rules don’t apply!”
then jet away and leave us stranded waving Happy Fourth of July

America, America
You’ve hit some stormy weather
America, America
Please get your shit together

It’s hard to write another verse with so much ugliness about
Put on a patriotic shirt (MAGA shirts are ruled out)
Do a picnic in the park at night let sparklers make a spark
enjoy a contest eating pie, get drunk or if you want get high

Don’t think about what we’ve become. Watch a parade and beat the drum
Pledge your allegiance to the sky. Wave flags and fireworks goodbye
Wipe the teardrop from your eye. We gave it the old college try
And now we see it’s gonna die, so Happy, Happy Fourth of July

America, America
You’ve hit some stormy weather
America, America
Please get your shit together

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2 Responses

  1. Katherine Lake

    Don, this is epic! I’ve shared it widely. I’m proud to follow you. 😻