January 6th Commemorative – The Lawless and the Capitol

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A parody of the poem, The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll from Through the looking Glass. Lyrics by Marcus Bales and Music and performance by Don Caron
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender


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by Marcus Bales

Inspired by The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll

In his coat and gloves the Lawless spoke
To wind them up that day,
To try to get his Coup Cucks Clan
To do what he can’t say:
It would be so grand if you would clear
Democracy away.

“O, Loyalists, come and walk with me,
Our long march has begun,
The Capitol’s just over there,
Where voting-counting’s done.
Let’s do our own – I’m right behind
You – ‘til and if you’ve won.”

In wild surmise they looked around
Evincing some distress
“Where’s Pennsylvania Avenue?”
They asked, while shouting “Yes!”
“You’re on it.” “Oh!” And off they went,
Dull whites in silly dress.

They got up to the Capitol
Where barricades were bright,
Some cops invited them right through
Around the building’s site.
And this was scarcely odd because
The Polizei were white.
Twiddly Drumpf and Trumpty Tweet
For freedom you must fight.

“Oh, would you like to riot here,
And pillage, steal, and loot?
Well, there’s the windows, here’s the door,
We promise not to shoot
Except for once, to make it seem
Like we put in the boot”
Twiddly Drumpf and Trumpty Tweet
It’s time to execute.

They stole the Speaker’s podium
And postured on the Floor
Threw shit about and killed a cop
From two right on past four,
Then waved to cameras as they went
Back out the open door.

The riot squads by five arrived
And made some noise at them,
And said they all had got to go
At least by six p.m. –
And someone cried “Don’t shoot! You know
We’re not the BLM!”

“The time has come,” The Lawless said
“To talk of many things,
Of sinking ships and fleeing rats
And Russian blackmail rings,
And whether certain Presidents
can do self-pardonings

Twiddly drumpf and Trumpty tweet
“Can do self-pardonings.”

He told them that he loved them, then
He kindly sent them home,
And told them they were special, there,
Beneath the Stately Dome.
Then he said they’d be arrested
Wherever they might roam.

So on his watch Republicans
Are in a parlous state –
They’ve lost the Senate, House, and White
House, lost the whole debate –
So after all we must admit
He made America great.

A Parody of The Walrus and the Carpenter – Lewis Carroll

“The Walrus and the Carpenter” is a narrative poem by Lewis Carroll that appeared in his book Through the Looking-Glass, published in December 1871. The poem is recited in chapter 4, by Tweedledum and Tweedledee to Alice. The rhyming and rhythmical scheme used, as well as some archaisms and syntactical turns, are those of the traditional English ballad.

The Walrus and the Carpenter are the eponymous characters in the poem. Walking upon a beach one night when both sun and moon are visible, the Walrus and Carpenter come upon an offshore bed of oysters. Groups of four are called up; the exact number is unknown. To the disapproval of the eldest oyster, many more follow them. After walking along the beach (a point is made of the fact that the oysters are all neatly shod despite having no feet), they rest on a low rock. After bringing bread, pepper, and vinegar the Walrus and the Carpenter are revealed to be predatory and eat all of the oysters. The Walrus expresses some compunction towards the oysters but eats them anyway, while the Carpenter dispassionately asks for more bread and complains that the butter is spread too thickly. After hearing the poem, the good-natured Alice attempts to determine which of the two leading characters might be the more sympathetic, but is thwarted by the twins’ further interpretation:

“I like the Walrus best,” said Alice: “because you see he was a little sorry for the poor oysters.”
“He ate more than the Carpenter, though,” said Tweedledee. “You see he held his handkerchief in front, so that the Carpenter couldn’t count how many he took: contrariwise.”
“That was mean!” Alice said indignantly. “Then I like the Carpenter best—if he didn’t eat so many as the Walrus.”
“But he ate as many as he could get,” said Tweedledum.
This was a puzzler. After a pause, Alice began, “Well! They were both very unpleasant characters—”

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2 Responses

  1. kevin krajewski

    i believe that former President Trump is most amazing— NO, No, not as a leader among men, but as the most amazing a*hole, amazing narcissist, most amazing dictator want to be-

    Keep up the great work at the Parody Project!!