WHAT IS DONALD TRUMP? – Nate White & Don Caron

The lyrics for this song are based on an article about Trump, written by British journalist, Nate White. I pushed his prose around, added some words for rhyming purposes and did my best to turn it into a song lyric, hopefully without damaging it. Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender

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LYRICS to “What is Donald Trump”
Nate White & Don Caron

He has no class, no charm, no coolness,
No credibility, no compassion,
No wit, no warmth, no wisdom,
No subtlety, no sense of fashion
He’s forever trying to save face
Devoid of honor, devoid of grace

No sensitivity, no self-awareness,
No humility, no sense of humor
Always laughable, but never funny
With all the charm of a malignant tumor
Never laughs. Only crows and jeers.
Thinks it’s clever when he stokes the people’s fears.

Sure there’s stupid people
and nasty people, too
But stupid’s never been this nasty
Nor has nasty been this stupid.

He likes to talk in witless insults
Making them up is a goal of his
Petty bigotry and knee-jerk nasty
demonstrating that he lost that soul of his
He has turned his artlessness into a form of art
His flaws have flaws completely off the chart

He’s neither plucky nor an underdog
Quite the opposite of all that
A white-slug privileged Jabba boy
He’s a bully and he’s also fat
He lays his gross dysfunctions out for everyone to see.
And that is why this fits him to a “T”