WE’RE TAKING GAZA | Don Caron with Mikael Vanhanen

Shocking announcements are not surprising coming from Trump, but this one was, well, shocking! Even worse was when Netanyahu offered his passive-aggressive concurrence.
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender

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LYRICS
BY DON CARON

Trump has officially lost it
officially and clinically too
If he ever had sense, he just tossed it
When he announced what he wanted to do

“We’re gonna take over Gaza,” He said
“It won’t be rented and it won’t be leased”
“We’ll own it”, said President Airhead
and build the Riviera of the Middle East

Palestinians will be very pleased
When they head homeward to where they live
But wait! He says once it’s all been seized
“It up,” they will have “to give!”

2 million Palestinians
need to find a different home
There’s an open desert all around
where they can freely roam.
“I have a dream,” he says, “it’ll be wondrous to behold”
Luxury yachts, bright casinos, and palm trees lined in gold

Republicans are scrambling to disagree
without contradicting Trump
Holding back and clenching tight
when they should be takin’ a giant dump

How would this make America Great?
How would it lower the price of eggs?
How would it put food on a poor person’s plate
and other questions that it begs?

Will the military need to get involved
to conquer Palestine?
Whatever it takes Trump says,
so yeah, that would be just fine
He wants to expand the country’s land
as a way to make us great
That’s what happens when you give an army
to a guy in Real Estate

2 million Palestinians need to find a different home
There’s an open desert all around, where they can freely roam.
“I have a dream,” he says, “it’ll be wondrous to behold”
Luxury yachts, bright casinos, and palm trees lined in gold
And many private condos to be sold