Just a little ditty to update you on Trump’s hostile takeover of The Kennedy Center. If you look at their mission statement, you’ll see that their purpose is to celebrate the diversity of America with the arts. Trump hates the word “diversity.”
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
Sign up for our mailing list below (never shared)
and we’ll notify you when we post a new parody:
If you’d like to become a patron of Parody Project
just click the button below:
LYRICS
BY DON CARON
Trump marched in with a smirk on his face
This woke Arts Center is a big disgrace
Grabbed the mic and said I’m takin’ the throne
Gonna make it hot and white as a bone
Gotta rework this lame artistic show
The DEI and the Woke’s all gotta go
Whiter than bleach-white teeth in a row
The Kennedy Center’s new CEO
Change the shows to all classical rock
Ban poetry nights, they can take a walk
Paint over anything that looks too gay
Put a chandelier above a golden bidet
Gotta rework this lame artistic show
The DEI and the Woke’s all gotta go
Whiter than bleach-white teeth in a row
The Kennedy Center’s new CEO
He put on a tux with a shiny gold crest
Said we’re dressin’ fancy forget the rest
Gonna fix this place with all my smarts
Get it ready to be the Trump Center for the Arts
Opened the gala with a dance and a wave
Claimed he saved art from the woke enclave
His Statue and some merch on every floor
Welcome to Trump’s Kennedy Store
Juanita (Weekley) Imhoff
My heart stands broken that the dream of the Kennedy Center for the Arts has been taken over by a mindless bigot who has no idea of what the arts are. I used to always look forward to seeing the Awards show, because it showed the rich mixture of the American Arts, which will never be seen again. Tears from my heart