From the COBOL / Social Security fiasco to the debunked condom story, the credibility of President Musk is at low tide to say the least.
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
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LYRICS
BY DON CARON
LYRICS
Musk sees himself as the savior god
Uncovering waste and massive fraud
Out in SpaceX he casts his spell
But he had no clue ’bout COBOL’s tale to tell
Leaping to conclusions with zippo evidence
Spreading stupid stories ’bout condoms hence and whence
He wouldn’t know a fact check if it slapped him in the face
He’s the poster child of this national disgrace
He’s a master of mistakes, how many can we afford?
He’s certainly not qualified to be our overlord
Everyone’s expendable in his superficial world
Dismissing crucial personnel, firings are his sword
He thinks millions of the dead are cashing SS checks
He loved the condom story and reposted it on X
Sending rockets toward the planets but he’s missing on the ground
The Emperor has no clothes with the exception of his crown
He’s the richest man on earth so why does he horn in?
He was awfully excited on the day Trump was sworn in
His uninformed impulsiveness has put the world in flux
And Elon’s wealth has grown by about a hundred BILLION bucks
Nuclear safety personnel
and Bird-flu experts heard the knell
Ignorant of seasonal work
National Parks are in the lurch
Cannot hire Summer crews,
hiring freeze was in the news
Firing people by mistake,
cutting funding while he’s on the take
He thinks millions of the dead are cashing SS checks
He loved the condom story and reposted it on X
Sending rockets toward the planets but he’s missing on the ground
The Emperor has no clothes with the exception of his crown