THE BIG LEAK – YEMEN WAR PLANS | Marcus Bales & Don Caron
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LYRICS
The Signal Chat Chanty
by Marcus Bales
There once was a chat on Signal that
Was known as The “Houthi Small Group” chat
Each one an official bureaucrat
Except for the journalist, Jeff.
Soon will the Congressmen come
To ask us questions till we’re numb
We don’t recall and we all stand mum
And pretend that we’re stone deaf.
What happened was it all went wrong
When no one noticed the notice gong
Inviting journalist Jeff along
The Atlantic Editor, Jeff.
Soon will the Congressmen come
To ask us questions till we’re numb
We don’t recall and we all stand mum
And pretend that we’re stone deaf.
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Before the shit had hit the fan
Before they knew that Jeff began
To screenshot what they said they ran
Their mouths in front of Jeff.
Soon will the Congressmen come
To ask us questions till we’re numb
We don’t recall and we all stand mum
And pretend that we’re stone deaf.
They testified no secrets were
Discussed, that never could occur,
They lied, and all should be in stir,
On the evidence from Jeff.
Soon will the Congressmen come
To ask us questions till we’re numb
We don’t recall and we all stand mum
And pretend that we’re stone deaf.
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Deny deny deny deny
They lie and lie and lie and lie
But they have been confronted by
The screen-shots made by Jeff.
Soon will the Congressmen come
To ask us questions till we’re numb
We don’t recall and we all stand mum
And pretend that we’re stone deaf.
As far as I’ve heard, the fight’s still on
They lie to us, they lie to Don,
I hope that soon they’ll all be gone
To jail because of Jeff.
Soon will the Congressmen come
To ask us questions till we’re numb
We don’t recall and we all stand mum
And pretend that we’re stone deaf.