SHINY OBJECT SYNDROME (SOS) | Don Caron & Ibid Anon

Some think the Trump/Musk activity is all part of a big plan, and that they are following a carefully crafted action list toward a specific outcome. Personally, I don’t think either one of them is all that smart. Rich and powerful, yes, but money doesn’t make you smart. I think they both have Shiny Object Syndrome and are acting impulsively and erratically. Smart people don’t make simple arithmetic errors over and over; they don’t leap to conclusions with no evidence; and they do their own due diligence, verifying information before they spread it.
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender

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LYRICS by Don Caron
Chasing that shiny thing, it’s like a game
Today it’s Greenland tomorrow different but the same
Call it SOS always switchin’ up lanes
Logic be gone and only chaos remains

Gold bars in the basement, Gotta check Fort Knox
With a team of coders the computer unlocks
Jumpin’ here to there like jacks in a box

We want Gaza ’cause it’s the new frontier
Yesterday Greenland now that’s so last year
Panama today and Canada’s right here
Each shiny object makes another distraction to fear

Treasury data all scattered and tossed
U-S-Aid cuts as hearts gather frost
Shiny new plans at whatever the cost
If we’re keeping score then logic just lost

One thing to another with no time to rest
Outrageous ideas that’s what they do best
From Greenland’s glaciers to the Panama fests
Got some frivolous minds on a random quest

Gold bars in the basement, Gotta check Fort Knox
With a team of coders the computer unlocks
Jumpin’ here to there like jacks in a box

We want Gaza ’cause it’s the new frontier
Yesterday Greenland now that’s so last year
Panama today and Canada’s right here
Each shiny object makes another distraction to fear