It’s all about our new and utterly corrupt AG, Pam Bondi, who somehow didn’t get the memo that she works for us, not for Musk.
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
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LYRICS
by Don Caron
Pam Bondi’s got a mission bold
She’s writing laws or so we’re told
Can’t bad-mouth Musk, that’s her decree
’Cause in her world, it’s a felony
Tesla sucks because of Musk
How’s that for being rude and brusk?
Can’t denigrate the Tesla now?
If you need some tips, I’ll show you how
Oh Pam, oh Pam, you protect his name
Bowing low. Have you no shame?
Satirists beware: you’ll pay the price
Free speech died when Pam joined ICE.
She’s got her Tesla parked out back
Musk defender on the attack
Freedom of speech wave goodbye
Get in line and Tesla-fy
Musk is ringing up a list of felonies
Ignoring subpoenas, his special specialty
Deleting records and suspending payments
Messing with Social Security claimants
Federal agencies where he seized control
Why stop now? He’s on a roll
Making claims that are totally fake
Conflicts of interest, while he’s on the take
That’s no concern to Pissy Pam
Acting all tough in her AG scam
She’s busy protecting the Tesla Truck
As for his crimes, she doesn’t give a ruddy duck
Oh Pam, oh Pam, protect his name
So willing now to play Trump’s game
The queen of censor sets the scene
Pam and Marjorie Taylor Green
She’s sneakin’ through the Florida hall
Short on the law but long on gall
A joke too sharp? She’s declared war
You could land in El Salvador
Oh Pam oh Pam protect his name
You are so good at your dangerous game
Plug her in, charge her batteries high
She’s the best AG that money can buy