MR. MUSK | Don Caron & Ibid Anon

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Musk has been tampering with the internal cogs of Government and in the process breaking laws and violating the terms of the US Constitution.
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender




 

 

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LYRICS to MR. MUSK

[Verse 1] Elon Musk in his shiny suit
Thinking laws for him are moot
Acting like he’s now the King
Doesn’t know that’s not a thing

[Verse 2] Treasury data in his grasp
Audacious privilege makes us gasp
Fake department he calls DOGE
To legitimize his phony pose

[Chorus] Mister Musk, what’s your scheme today?
Security breaches in your book of play
Breaking laws you don’t want to obey
Take your fake department, DOGE, and go away

[Bridge] You think you’re high above the laws
Our private data in your claws
Security breaches in plain sight
Nothing here seems quite all right

[Verse 3] Illegal acts pretend to be
Needed for efficiency
It’s you in court we want to see
Can’t wait to hear your guilty plea

[Chorus] Mister Musk, what’s your scheme today?
Security breaches in your book of play
Breaking laws you don’t want to obey
Your fake department, DOGE, is a runaway

ABOUT DOGE

The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), officially the U.S. DOGE Service Temporary Organization, is a temporary organization under the United States DOGE Service, formerly known as the United States Digital Service. Despite its name, DOGE is not a cabinet-level department of the United States government, which requires approval of the United States Congress.

DOGE’s stated purpose is to reduce wasteful and fraudulent federal spending, and eliminate excessive regulations. According to the executive order that established it, its formal purpose is to “modernize federal technology and software to maximize governmental efficiency and productivity”. The organization was announced by then president-elect Donald Trump in November 2024 for his second term. Initially, Vivek Ramaswamy was to co-lead with Elon Musk, but Ramaswamy left before the project began. Musk’s official role is not clear. The organization was created by executive order on January 20, 2025. DOGE is scheduled to end on July 4, 2026. DOGE has an office in the Eisenhower Executive Office Buildin] and has about 20 employees there, with other teams embedded in federal agencies.

DOGE employees have entered US federal buildings in Washington, D.C. The events have been described as “takeover”, “freeze”, or “coup” by members of the Democratic Party and media, who state that DOGE does not have the authority to carry out these activities. Trump and Republicans claim Musk is implementing campaign promises of government efficiency and that Musk’s powers are limited. Most legal experts who have commented, have noted multiple apparent violations of federal law around the accessing of personal and private information. Its actions of “deleting” agencies and seizure of congressionally authorized funds have been described as violating Article 1 of the United States Constitution and creating a “constitutional crisis”.

The idea of DOGE has been linked to Trump’s campaign promises to cut federal spending and reduce the size of government and the size of the federal fiscal deficit.

The concept of DOGE emerged in a discussion between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, where Musk floated the idea of a department for streamlining government efficiency. In August 2024, Trump said at a campaign event that, if he were elected, he would be open to giving Musk an advisory role. In response, Musk wrote a post on X saying “I am willing to serve”, along with an AI-created image of him standing in front of a lectern marked “Department of Government Efficiency”. The organization’s acronym DOGE has been described as referring to dogecoin, a meme coin that Musk promotes, and the DOGE website’s official launch prominently featured the dogecoin logo of a Shiba Inu dog. Later, the suggestion was made by Trump of establishing such a department and for it to be headed by Musk.

Musk has suggested that the organization could help to cut the U.S. federal budget by up to $2 trillion through measures such as reducing waste, abolishing redundant agencies, and downsizing the federal workforce. Ramaswamy also stated that DOGE may eliminate entire federal agencies and reduce the number of federal employees by as much as 75%. DOGE may attempt to do this through re-enacting Schedule F. Musk has also proposed consolidating the number of federal agencies from more than 400 to fewer than 100.