What’s with the crucifix around her neck? Inquiring minds want to know. In this spoof, Karoline Leavitt, the Press Secretary for Trump, explains it for “herself.”
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
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LYRICS
by Don Caron
My cross hangin’ low
It’s my shield, my power
My glow oh, oh, oh
I’ve got pre-cooked answers
all hot and creamy
Reality’s just a soup
And I serve it up steamy. ooh yeah [Chorus] I’m the press secretary
The truth’s what I sell
If you buy it twice
Then I’ve done my job well
I’ve got the Lord on speed dial
In case I don’t know what to do
My necklace shines bright
Making all my words true [Verse 2] The podium’s my pulpit
The truth I bend
Each word’s an adventure
Where facts suspend
You’ve got questions
But here’s the twist
I’ll answer with a smile
While the point is missed [Chorus] I’m the press secretary
The truth’s what I sell
If you buy it twice
Then I’ve done my job well
I’ve got the Lord on speed dial
In case I don’t know what to do
My necklace shines bright
Making all my words true [Bridge] Some call it spin. I call it flair
When the stakes are high, I don’t play fair
You think I’ll confess? Oh, not today
With this cross on my neck I can have it my way [Verse 3] I don’t take notes but I’ll rewrite the rules
Turn tough questions into verbal jewels
With a wink and a nod I’ll dance all around
Truth’s overrated, I can push it all around [Chorus] I’m the press secretary
The truth’s what I sell
If you buy it twice
Then I’ve done my job well
I’ve got the Lord on speed dial
In case I don’t know what to do
My necklace shines bright
Making all my words true