Meanwhile, Doge marches on. The dopey mistakes in math, reading database, COBOL and SQL are embarrassing but the loyal base never hears about those errors – or if they do, they dismiss it as liberal fake news. And that’s our world at this time.
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
Sign up for our mailing list below (never shared)
and we’ll notify you when we post a new parody:
If you’d like to become a patron of Parody Project
just click the button below:
LYRICS to BUDGET CHAINSAW
Tried to fix the budget with a chainsaw and a smirk
Waved the saw around onstage, and did the Musky Twerk
He accidentally puts three extra zeroes on an 8
Million? Billion? Geez, who cares? It’s not up for debate
Fired essential staff with a goof-up, Sunday noon
Didn’t track identities, so they won’t be back soon
He waves a sheet of paper, says it shows there’s fraud and waste
His math earns F-minus from the teachers fired in haste
Why not cut 3 billion that we hand out to Big Oil?
The fact that they get tax handouts should cause your blood to boil
Close the hedge fund loopholes down, save a billion bucks a year
Hey Musk!, firings ain’t the answer! Don’t drive if you can’t steer
Tax breaks if you’re stupid-rich and food cuts if you’re poor
No free food at school ‘cause the kids will just want more
Why waste funds on Medicare? Those folks will soon be dead
That money needs to go to Musk and all his friends instead
DOGE ain’t no department. It’s fake as fake can be
Sixty billion claimed as saved was really less than three
Either they are lacking math skills which puts them in a jamb
Or they are what they are looking for, the perpetrators of a scam
We all agree that fraud and waste should be rooted out
But Musk is on a power grab and he stole Trump’s clout
Clinton had a balanced budget four years in a row
Musk might need a bit of help from people in the know
Big Pharma gets a free ride. through a lot of cash they burn
for Patents, grants, tax breaks, we get nothing in return
Their profits and their prices are the highest every year
Hey Musk!, firings ain’t the answer! Don’t drive if you can’t steer