The flies on the Whitehouse walls are witnessing some things never before seen in United States history. It does not bode well. Song creation and video by Don Caron. Vocal performance by Mikael Vanhanen
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
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LYRICS for BABIES IN THE WHITEHOUSE
by Don Caron
They cry if you say, “No!”
Boundaries, limits, and respect
Are things they don’t yet know
That is what they must be taught
each day from dawn to dusk
Otherwise when they grow up
They’ll be like Trump and Musk [Verse 1] Two babies in the Whitehouse, childish and immature
And it won’t ever change ‘cause there isn’t any cure
If there was they would defund it. That’s their favorite pitch
One of them was elected. The other is just rich [Chorus] If we let ’em have their way, the problem will just grow
Tiny hands make giant messes everywhere they go
World leaders watch, thinking what a horrible shit-show
Two babies in the Whitehouse ruling high from way down low [Verse 2] Neither of them has respect for any laws or rules
They see themselves as brilliant but they’re actually both fools
They reach for anything they want, their little fingers curled
Grabbing for more power in a bid to own the world [Bridge] A level of incompetence we’ve never seen before
As much as they’ve already got, they’re always wanting more
World leaders are bewildered and they’re very worried, too
‘Cause you never know who next they’re gonna screw [Chorus] If we let ’em have their way, the problem will just grow
Tiny hands make giant messes everywhere they go
World leaders watch, thinking what a horrible shit-show
Two babies in the Whitehouse ruling high from way down low [Outro] One day there’ll come an end to this crazy reign
Till then, we’re stuck and can’t escape this horrid toddlers’ game
Two babies in the Whitehouse tantrums on parade
And yes, you’ve got every reason to be afraid
Rob Murray
It’s true! Trump is about to touch the hot element. We will see what that does to our fully integrated North American auto industry.