How many ways has Trump stolen from us? Let us count the ways, keeping in mind we only have three minutes to do it.
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
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LYRICS
by Don Caron
Caroline spoke with her cross of lies
that dangled around her neck
“The tariffs are paid by those other guys
they simply write us a check”
But we all know how that money will flow
from us to The Man on the take
and it lands in the hands of the very rich
in the form of a huge tax break
Oh, The Art of the Steal is the Trump New Deal
And it’s not a good deal for you
It’s a Robin Hood move, only done in reverse
It’s the poor that are gonna get screwed
Social Security fades to the past
and Medicare vanishes too.
When you wake up from your Trump-induced trance
There won’t be a damn thing you can do.
He promised prices would go down
That it would happen on day one
Then he decided that a tariff war
Would be a helluva lot more fun
What came next was a toddler at play
Not a well-planned policy move
Tare-ifs on, then off, now up, now down
Hey, can’t you feel the groove?
He’s in real estate so he wants to acquire more land
He’s a conman so everything involves sleight of hand
He’s insecure so all disagreement is banned
So far everything for him is going as planned
Oh, The Art of the Steal is the Trump New Deal
And it’s not a good deal for you
It’s a Robin Hood move, only done in reverse
It’s the poor that are gonna get screwed
Social Security fades to the past
and Medicare vanishes too.
When you wake up from your Trump-induced trance
There won’t be a damn thing you can do.
The promised Day One has come and gone
You’ve noticed unless you’ve slept
That he was lying all along
Promises made and none of them kept
He’s not just stealing from you and me
Other countries are in his view
He wants to own Panama, take Gaza too
And he thinks he’ll own Greenland before he’s through
Oh, The Art of the Steal is the Trump New Deal
And it’s not a good deal for you
It’s a Robin Hood move, only done in reverse
It’s the poor that are gonna get screwed
Social Security fades to the past
and Medicare vanishes too.
When you wake up from your Trump-induced trance
There won’t be a damn thing you can do.